We didn't have a roadmap. The community wouldn't shut up about it. So now we have one. No whitepaper though. We have standards (low ones).
Great question. We're not totally sure either. But here's what we do know:
Three actual playable browser games. No cap. We built them and everything. You can win real SOL every week if you're not terrible at them.
Buy game credits with $DUMB and 80% gets torched forever. The supply shrinks every time someone plays. Deflationary or whatever the smart people call it.
If you can connect a Solana wallet and mash buttons, you're overqualified. We made it dummy-proof because we are the dummies.
We can't believe we have to explain this but here goes: swap SOL for $DUMB. That's it. That's the whole thing.
Seriously this is not financial advice. We named it DUMB on purpose.
Three browser games you can play right now. Free weekly plays. Connect wallet, compete for SOL, question your life choices. All scores are on-chain so you can't even lie about being bad.
We made it so simple even we can do it. And we're the ones who thought making a token called $DUMB was a good idea.
Swap SOL for $DUMB right here on this site. Hold 100K+ tokens and get 20 free plays per week instead of 5, because we reward commitment to bad ideas.
Connect your wallet at arcade.somethingdumb.xyz. Pick a game. Mash buttons. Pretend you have a strategy. It's free to play.
Think you did good? Pay 0.01 SOL to put your score on-chain forever. Yes, forever. Your grandchildren will see this.
Top 3 split the weekly SOL pool every Sunday. There's even a random "Dumb Lucky" winner so bad players have hope. Payouts are automatic.
You asked for this. Literally hundreds of Telegram messages just saying "wen roadmap" until we broke. Here's what we're doing. Don't say we never gave you anything.
Multiple Twitter Spaces per week where we talk about meme tokens, new projects, and things we definitely don't fully understand. Major giveaways to bribe people into showing up. It's working.
Three competitive games. 0.01 SOL to submit a score. Top 3 get paid every week, plus one random lucky idiot. All payouts auto-distributed onchain because we don't trust ourselves to do it manually.
Live streams every 3 days covering real crypto and world news. Streamed on PumpFun and YouTube. The goal is "stay informed, stay dumb" which honestly sums up this whole project.
We host Twitter Spaces multiple times a week. Why? Because apparently people will listen to us talk. We're as confused as you are.
We cover meme tokens, new crypto projects, and things we definitely don't fully understand. There are major giveaways to bribe people into showing up. It's working.
Topics include: whatever's trending, who got rugged this week, which coin has the funniest name, and occasionally actual market analysis (by accident).
Live streams every 3 days covering real crypto and world news. Streamed on PumpFun and YouTube. Stay informed. Stay dumb. Here's a preview of the production quality you can expect:
$DUMB has a burn mechanism. That means the supply gets smaller over time. We think that's good? The crypto Twitter people seemed excited about it.
When you buy game credits with $DUMB, 80% of the tokens are burned forever. Gone. Deleted. They're in a better place now.
100 $DUMB = 1 credit. 1K = 15 credits. 10K = 200 credits. The math gets better the dumber you go. We don't make the rules (we do).
Every 0.01 SOL score submission feeds the weekly prize pool. 50% to first, 25% to second, 15% to third, 10% to some random lucky idiot.
The remaining 20% of burned tokens fund the treasury. This pays for games, prizes, servers, and our increasingly expensive therapy bills.
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good, that I understand this token is called DUMB for a reason, that I will not blame anyone but myself, and that I am here purely for the vibes and the arcade games."
People kept asking "wen roadmap" so aggressively that we caved and made one. Check it out below if you want to see what happens when degens try to plan ahead. Also we have a Telegram full of people who think "buying the dip" is a personality trait. Come vibe with us.
NFA / DYOR
Stay $DUMB
