No roadmap. No whitepaper. No utility (kinda). Just three arcade games, a burn mechanism we probably didn't need, and a community of people who should know better.
Great question. We're not totally sure either. But here's what we do know:
Three actual playable browser games. No cap. We built them and everything. You can win real SOL every week if you're not terrible at them.
Buy game credits with $DUMB and 80% gets torched forever. The supply shrinks every time someone plays. Deflationary or whatever the smart people call it.
If you can connect a Solana wallet and mash buttons, you're overqualified. We made it dummy-proof because we are the dummies.
We can't believe we have to explain this but here goes: swap SOL for $DUMB. That's it. That's the whole thing.
Seriously this is not financial advice. We named it DUMB on purpose.
Three browser games you can play right now. Free weekly plays. Connect wallet, compete for SOL, question your life choices. All scores are on-chain so you can't even lie about being bad.
Dodge things. Run fast. It's Frogger but the obstacles are your bad financial decisions. One hit and you're as liquidated as your portfolio in 2022.
Runner / Suffering
Incoming rugs! Shoot them down before they drain your wallet. It's basically your actual crypto experience but this time you have a turret.
Brick Breaker / Therapy
It's Pac-Man but dumber. Eat dots, avoid ghosts, contemplate the void. The ghosts represent your responsibilities and you are running from them.
Maze / ExistentialWe made it so simple even we can do it. And we're the ones who thought making a token called $DUMB was a good idea.
Swap SOL for $DUMB right here on this site. Hold 100K+ tokens and get 20 free plays per week instead of 5, because we reward commitment to bad ideas.
Connect your wallet at arcade.somethingdumb.xyz. Pick a game. Mash buttons. Pretend you have a strategy. It's free to play.
Think you did good? Pay 0.01 SOL to put your score on-chain forever. Yes, forever. Your grandchildren will see this.
Top 3 split the weekly SOL pool every Sunday. There's even a random "Dumb Lucky" winner so bad players have hope. Payouts are automatic.
$DUMB has a burn mechanism. That means the supply gets smaller over time. We think that's good? The crypto Twitter people seemed excited about it.
When you buy game credits with $DUMB, 80% of the tokens are burned forever. Gone. Deleted. They're in a better place now.
100 $DUMB = 1 credit. 1K = 15 credits. 10K = 200 credits. The math gets better the dumber you go. We don't make the rules (we do).
Every 0.01 SOL score submission feeds the weekly prize pool. 50% to first, 25% to second, 15% to third, 10% to some random lucky idiot.
The remaining 20% of burned tokens fund the treasury. This pays for games, prizes, servers, and our increasingly expensive therapy bills.
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good, that I understand this token is called DUMB for a reason, that I will not blame anyone but myself, and that I am here purely for the vibes and the arcade games."
We don't have a roadmap. We have a Telegram full of people who think "buying the dip" is a personality trait. Come vibe with us.